50° Fahrenheit (10°
C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6°
C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0
° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9°
C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51°
C)
Mt.St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100° Fahrenheit
(-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173° Fahrenheit
(-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460° Fahrenheit
(-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit
(-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup